Alderman, Prince of Darkness form law firm

Satan,  Ed Burke Found  Law Firm

The Prince of Darkness, Satan himself, announced today that he had formed a partnership with alderman Ed Burke of the 14th Ward. The two plan to specialize in tax appeals and zoning cases.

 “I’ve know Red for years’, Burke explained.   ” We run in the same circles and share a number of interests.  In fact, I used to play against him in Catholic League Football when he went to Quigley. “

“Ed is my kind of guy’, the Antichrist gushed. ‘ He sees things my way and , like me, doesn’t let a lot of silly obstacles get in the way of what he wants.” The two plan to rent office space on LaSalle Street and start cheating people of their souls as soon as the license comes through. .