{"id":13,"date":"2019-10-14T21:17:03","date_gmt":"2019-10-14T21:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/?p=13"},"modified":"2019-10-14T21:17:03","modified_gmt":"2019-10-14T21:17:03","slug":"bruce-rauner-suffering-from-a-rare-form-of-lycanthropy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/2019\/10\/14\/bruce-rauner-suffering-from-a-rare-form-of-lycanthropy\/","title":{"rendered":"Bruce Rauner Suffering From a Rare Form of Lycanthropy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/bruce-work.png?resize=294%2C428\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14\" width=\"294\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/bruce-work.png?w=500 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/bruce-work.png?resize=206%2C300 206w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bitten by a journeyman carpenter with a gypsy curse upon him,\nformer governor Bruce Rauner falls under a sinister spell every month when the\nmoon is full.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;It&#8217;s..it&#8217;s horrible&#8217; &nbsp;exclaims Diana Rauner. &#8216;He turns..into a\nworking man..he comes home with..grease on his hands!&#8221; Here she breaks\ndown into sobs and can go no further. &nbsp;For when the moon cycles full, no matter how\nmay precautions are taken, Bruce Rauner finds himself.. working.&#8221; Bursting\nthrough antique French doors, casting aside ornate tables piled high with\nsumptous goods, he flees into the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;It&#8217;s like a nightmare. I&#8217;m in this big noisy place\nwith a bunch of people I don;t realy know and ?I;m doing something.. boring. So\nboring. Over and over. and it&#8217;s smelly and ..ad this stuff gets all over my\nhands.. I don&#8217;t know how much longer I can take this.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At press time all the Carhartts were being removed from the\nmansion and Mr. Rauner was being sealed up in his wine cellar with nothing but\na corkscrew and some nice crackers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bitten by a journeyman carpenter with a gypsy curse upon him, former governor Bruce Rauner falls under a sinister spell every month when the moon is full. &#8220;It&#8217;s..it&#8217;s horrible&#8217; &nbsp;exclaims Diana Rauner. &#8216;He turns..into a working man..he comes home with..grease on his hands!&#8221; Here she breaks down into sobs and can go no further. &nbsp;For when the moon cycles full,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/16"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}