{"id":24,"date":"2019-10-18T21:14:29","date_gmt":"2019-10-18T21:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/?p=24"},"modified":"2019-10-18T21:14:29","modified_gmt":"2019-10-18T21:14:29","slug":"alderman-prince-of-darkness-form-law-firm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/2019\/10\/18\/alderman-prince-of-darkness-form-law-firm\/","title":{"rendered":"Alderman, Prince of Darkness form law firm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"476\" height=\"317\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/burke-devil.png?resize=476%2C317\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/burke-devil.png?w=476 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/burke-devil.png?resize=300%2C200 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satan, \u00a0Ed Burke Found \u00a0Law Firm<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Prince of Darkness, Satan himself, announced today that\nhe had formed a partnership with alderman Ed Burke of the 14th Ward. The two\nplan to specialize in tax appeals and zoning cases.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&#8220;I&#8217;ve know Red\nfor years&#8217;, Burke explained. &nbsp;&nbsp;&#8221; We run in the same circles and share a\nnumber of interests. &nbsp;In fact, I used to\nplay against him in Catholic League Football when he went to Quigley. &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Ed is my kind of guy&#8217;, the Antichrist gushed. &#8216; He sees\nthings my way and , like me, doesn&#8217;t let a lot of silly obstacles get in the\nway of what he wants.&#8221; The two plan to rent office space on LaSalle Street\nand start cheating people of their souls as soon as the license comes through. .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satan, \u00a0Ed Burke Found \u00a0Law Firm The Prince of Darkness, Satan himself, announced today that he had formed a partnership with alderman Ed Burke of the 14th Ward. The two plan to specialize in tax appeals and zoning cases. &nbsp;&#8220;I&#8217;ve know Red for years&#8217;, Burke explained. &nbsp;&nbsp;&#8221; We run in the same circles and share a number of interests. &nbsp;In<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/editchicago.com\/ThatsChicagoNews\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}